More of My Ramblin
   
Bitchin
 
Hey ya'll this page is in response to my recent SINGLE statis after 2 1/2 year and my growing frustration with members of the opposite sex. Other schtuff will make it here soon, but for now, I will rant about this.
So if ya know any nice guys that aren't either gay, married/taken, or my grandpa, send them to me. I'll pay the postage. Im not desparate, I just want to know if nice guys really do exist beyond urban myth. Are there really any good men out there that dont already belong to someone else?!




 
~My Fantasy Guy~
1. is between the ages of 18 and 25
2. drives his OWN car/truck
3. is mature and responsible
4. has a sense of humor and can understand mine
5. likes to talk
6. can kiss without eating my frick'n face off!
7. opens doors for me
8. will engage in a friendly debate with me, not just let me rule all the time
9. takes me places other than SmackyMac's for a 'nice date
10. can be taken in public and not embarass me because "his family never went to places like this..."
AND MOST MUY IMPORTANTE!!!
My Fantasy Man, if he exists... will sweep me off my feet and surprise me with romanic things, anything.
Fantasty Man, if you're reading this: I want to be pursued. All women do. Its like the quintessential part of being a girl. So I resign my search for the *perfect man*. If you're out there, come to me, NOW!
 
The Summation of the Bitchin
OK so now that that is out of the way.... One more thing, its ok to say no guys. If you're not interested, thats ok. Just say so. (well maybe not in so many words) but its rude to get all excited about someone and get all ahead of yourself before you even meet them. And then, when you find that they dont live up to the "God-dess" image that you've created from a few little words on the ICQ info sheet, you are rude and just disappear. Did anyone say anything about a dating relationship?! Nope.
And to all of you that have contacted me proclaiming to be *My Man*, I should add this clause to the list. Looks don't mean everything as I said above. So if thats all you care about, then fitting every qualification on that list wont do you any good. Superficiality isnt on the list.







 
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